Monster Event List 8.12.05

There's actually a lot going on this weekend besides the outlandishly hilarious fact that My Chemical Romance's Warped afterparty is at MisShapes, and the probability that I am going to dress up as Gerard Way to cause a galactic collapse (or maybe just to talk about Preacher with him - he apparently likes Preacher - did I say we're the same person?? Hahahahaha...). Yeah, there's a ton of other stuff going on - Fringe Festival, whatnot - but nothing as good as that. That's really the ultimate. That said, here we are, asterixes mean I could show...

And PS: What's the likelihood that a) I sign up for a $20 welding class and b) another organization offers a free welding class that weekend? Fuck karma. Make sure to see Barry McGee this weekend; last chance. I'm out.

Tonight The Misfits @ CBGB, 7pm, $30
*Tonight Books Through Bars BBQ @ ABC No Rio, 7pm, $5
Tonight Critical Mass BBQ @ Grand Army Plaza, Bkln, 7pm, FREE
Tonight Globesonic party @ 68 St Riverside Park Pier, 7pm, FREE
*Tonight Quiet City / Quiet Disco @ Stain Bar (766 Grand, Wburg), 7pm-2am, $5
Tonight Fireworks @ Coney Island Beach, 9:30pm, FREE
*Tonight Mort A L'aube w/ ARE Weapons @ Crobar (28th btw 10/11 Aves), 10pm, FREE w/ RSVP

*Tomorrow Girls Rock Camp Showcase @ Ethical Culture (64th / CPW), $5
*Tomorrow Paintball By Numbers w/ Guns Fire Mayhem @ Flux Factory, 8pm, FREE
Tomorrow The Silver Scream Spook Show @ Coney Island Museum, 8pm doors, $5
Tomorrow Knife Skills @ Rockys, 8pm, TBA
Tomorrow The Oxford Collapse @ Glasshouse, 8pm, TBA
Tomorrow Haunted Pussy Attack B&Ters @ Ludlow St, FREE
*Tomorrow Giant Drag @ Pianos, 8:30pm, $8
Tomorrow Mobius Band + Charles Bissel (Wrens) @ secret, 10pm, FREE
*Tomorrow Diplo + Catchdubs @ Knitting Factory, 10pm, $12
*Tomorrow MisShapes feat. My Chemical Romance @ Luke + Leroy

*Sun 8.14 Critical Tits Right To Bare Chest Protest @ 67th CPW, 2pm, FREE
*Mon 8.15 Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? @ Bryant Park, seating 5pm, FREE
*Mon 8.15 Kimya Dawson @ Scenic, 7pm, $8
*Mon 8.15 Divination Class @ 16 Beaver St, 4th / 5th floor, 7:30pm, FREE
Wed 8.17 Manager Panel @ Pianos, 7-9pm, FREE
*Wed 8.17 Smoosh + Narchitect @ Knitting Factory, 8pm, $12 adv
Thur 8.18 Decemberists + Death Cab @ Central Park, 7pm, $30
Thur 8.18 Holly Golightly + TraLaLa @ Mercury Lounge, 8:30pm, $19
Thur 8.18 King of France + Grand Buffet @ Southpaw, 9pm, $10 adv
*Thur 8.18 Madison + Living Things @ Delancey, 8pm, FREE