Firsts

OK, first things first:

Kevin Federline – “Popozao”

Embarassing! And now, the first EVENTS of 2006!

Today Oskar Fischinger: Optical Etudes @ Walter Reade, 9pm, $10
Today The Netherlands @ Scenic, 9pm, $7
Today Nightmare on Elm Street @ Rififi, 10pm, FREE (flyer)
Today Retail Mafia @ Sway, FREE

Tomorrow South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut @ Walter Reade, 1:30pm, $10
Tomorrow Agatha et Les lectures illimitees @ French Institute, 7pm, $9
*Tomorrow Chris Rock v. Richard Pryor @ Monkeytown, 8/10pm, FREE
Tomorrow Cockfight @ Fat Baby, FREE
Tomorrow We Bite! @ Happy Ending, FREE

Wed 1.4 Dorkbot @ Location One, 7pm, FREE
Wed 1.4 The Jerk + Pootie Tang @ Monkeytown, 7:30pm, FREE (also Thu 1.5)
Thu 1.5 Strangers and Linguish @ Theater 5, 8pm, $15
Thu 1.5 Heart Throbs & Hits @ BB King Blues Club, 8pm, $25
Thu 1.5 Undisputed Heavyweights @ Fat Baby, 9pm, $6
Thu 1.5 Soulpusher + Ian Cogneato @ Delancey, FREE
Thu 1.5 Yellow Tail Party @ Hiro Ballroom, FREE w/RSVP
Fri 1.6 It’s a Beautiful Day opening @ ISE Cultural Foundation, 6pm, FREE
Fri 1.6 Bunnybrains 88 @ Scenic, 7pm, $?
Fri 1.6 Vertigo @ Film Forum, 7/9:30pm, $10
Fri 1.6 Tra La La + Alan Astor @ Knitting Factory, 8pm, $10
Fri 1.6 Vaz @ Cake Shop, 9pm, $6
Fri 1.6 Love Parade w/Cat (Fannypack) + Jayson (Panthers) @ Fontana's, FREE
Sat 1.7 Bobby Flay + talk @ Proshansky Auditorium, 2pm, $30
Sat 1.7 Vaz @ The Local (351 Kent Av, Wburg), 8pm, $8
Sat 1.7 Rye Coalition @ Knitting Factory, 8pm, $10
Sat 1.7 Chris Brokaw @ Tonic, 8pm, $10
Sat 1.7 The Double + Celebration @ Bowery Ballroom, 8:30pm, $12
Sat 1.7 Alldisco @ Capone's, FREE
Sat 1.7 Misshapes w/ Maximo Park @ Don Hill’s, $10?
Sun 1.8 Mikon @ Collective Unconscious, 12pm, FREE w/back massager
Sun 1.8 FilmMusicFashion&Babes @ Knitting Factory, 4pm, $10
Sun 1.8 Jim Jarmusch talk @ Proshansky Auditorium, 4pm, $30
Sun 1.8 Raging Bull @ Symphony Space, 7pm, $10
Sun 1.8 Behold The Arctopus @ Cake Shop, 9pm, $6
Sun 1.8 Detachment Kit @ Pianos, 10:30pm, $8
Mon 1.9 Strip Show @ Mo Pitkin’s, 8:30pm, $6
Mon 1.9 Matt Sweeney @ Lit, 9pm, $?
Mon 1.9 Pet Semetary @ Rififi, 10pm, FREE

Bring that Brazil bootie on the floor,

~Andrea