Bang!

Bang! last night was the most crowded I've ever seen it, even after the open bar ended. Maybe because they gave out gift bags full of goodies like lotion sets, the latest issue of City magazine, and mint soda that tasted like diluted toothpaste. Bust had a good crowd too, but an earlier run-in with some lobster ravioli and vodka sauce caused me to turn in early.

When I'm at Bang! I look like this.