The internet, like a demanding lover, wants to spend some quality time with you.
Unbelievably hilarious: The Shock Absorber Bra’s CGI Bounce-O-Meter. Bouncing Boobies! UK ad campaigns rule. My favorite is B-cup medium level of activity. Pointy!
Finally: MC HAMMER HAS A BLOG.
Gems include an extremely detailed account of a bad dream which includes the phrase, “you could hear a rat pissin’ on cotton”, and Hammer’s earnest analysis of paternal love.
In her embarrassing new L’Oreal TV spot, Scarlett Johannson advises you to “Keep it real with the harmony approach or wake it up with the disharmony look.” What? Also, instead of, “Because you’re worth it”, Scar notably opts for the more open-ended, “Aren’t you worth it?”
myspace: the movie lampoons scrawny emo-kid vanity, internet-based infidelity, threatening chain letters on bulletin board posts (kind of an old issue, but funny anyway), “the angles” – bizarre camera angles used by ugly girls to hide their true appearance – and, best of all, Tom, the MySpace capo di capi. See below.
The internet loves me back,
~Andrea
THANKS: JANINE, JORDY, PATRICK
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