Ok, do please note: I hate Warsaw Brooklyn, which is why I rarely list events there, but I think Les Savy Fav are worth it – although the shitaculous acoustics and awkward layout could probably harsh the sermon on the mount’s mellow. And it's a ticketmaster show. But nonetheless, the people must know.

Today Richard Serra @ The Strand, 6:30pm, FREE w/RSVP
Today Matisyahu + Balkan Beat Box @ Hammerstein, 6:30pm, $25.50 adv
Today Xpress Fest @ Anthology Film Archives, 7pm, FREE w/RSVP (flyer)

Today Sex Workers Art Show @ Knitting Factory Tap Bar, 8pm, $10
Today Subways + Surefire @ Bowery Ballroom, 8pm, $13
Today Pizza Party!! w/Misshapes @ Pizza Bar, FREE
*Today Export A @ APT, 9:30pm, FREE w/RSVP (no +1’s) (flyer)

*Today Testify @ Pianos, 10pm, FREE
Today Chapin Sisters @ Mercury Lounge, 10:30pm, $8

Tomorrow Dave Chapelle Deadline, 1pm (see flyer)

Tomorrow How to Mount Tires @ Trackstar, 6:30pm, FREE (flyer)

Tomorrow NY Undergr. Film Fest starts @ Anthology Film Archives, 8pm, $8.50
Tomorrow Nada Surf + Rogue Wave @ Webster Hall, 8pm, $20
Tomorrow Majorette + We Are Americana @ Delancey, 8pm, FREE
Tomorrow Knife Skills @ Union Pool, 8pm, $tba
Tomorrow Wheatus + Kid Cassanova @ Northsix, 9pm $10
Tomorrow DJ Michel Gondry @ B-side, FREE
Tomorrow Bang! @ Beauty Bar, FREE (flyer)

*Tomorrow Shindig @ 175 Franklin St, $15 (flyer)


Thu 3.9 Red Bone Slim @ Voodoo-Eros Museum of Nice Items, 6pm, FREE
Thu 3.9 Jonathan Ames @ KGB Bar, 7pm, FREE
Thu 3.9 Oxford Collapse @ Knitting Factory, 7:30pm $8
Thu 3.9 Genghis Tron + usaisamonster @ Tommy’s, 8pm, $6
Thu 3.9 Bukowski Praise Day @ Bowery Poetry Club, 10pm FREE
Thu 3.9 NYUFF secret screening! @ Anthology Film Archives, 11:30pm, $8.50
Thu 3.9 Group Sounds @ Mo Pitkins, midnight, $6
Fri 3.10 Armory Show public viewing starts @ Piers 90 & 92, 12pm-5pm, FREE
Fri 3.10 Islands (ex-Unicorns) + Metric @ Webster Hall, 6pm, $20
*Fri 3.10 Garden Party @ Deitch Wooster, 6-9pm, FREE (flyer)

Fri 3.10 Les Savy Fav @ Warsaw, 8pm, $16.50
Fri 3.10 Early Man + The Sword @ Northsix, 9pm, $10 adv
Fri 3.10 Les Sans Culottes @ Magnetic Field, 8:30pm, $6
Fri 3.10 The Hong Kong @ Delancey, 8:30pm, FREE
*Fri 3.10 Wee Party @ Bar Reis, 10pm, FREE
Fri 3.10 Pterodactyl + Parts & Labor + Aa @ Tonic, 10:30pm, $10
Fri 3.10 Black Dice + White Magic @ secret venue – tix at Eat Records
*Fri 3.10 Cut Loft Party @ 265 McKibben St Apt 7, FREE
*Sat 3.11 Dave Muller show @ Gladstone Gallery, 10am-6pm, FREE
Sat 3.11 Tarantula AD + Metallic Falcons @ Tonic, 8pm, $12
*Sat 3.11 Standing Nudes @ Cake Shop, 9pm, $7
Sat 3.11 Taste @ Galapagos, 10:30pm, FREE w/bar 10:30-11:30pm (flyer)

Sat 3.11 Rip It Up And Start Again + 1am Kudu show @ Nublu, $10
Sun 3.12 Jonathan Ames @ 230 5th Ave, Park Slope, 6pm, FREE
Sun 3.12 Maxi Geil! And Playcolt @ Northsix, 9pm, $10
Mon 3.13 American Shmidol w/STELLA @ Bowery, 8pm, $14 adv