Just in time for Passover!

Ever with it, Gwyneth Paltrow has birthed the savior of our people, little Moses Martin, just two days short of the Passover seder. Gwyn apparently plans to perform an ancient Kabbalist birth ceremony which involves wrapping him in swaddling cloth and floating him down the Thames in a reed basket, to be received and raised by Madonna (Apple will help).



...what?! c'mon! Someone had to.

In conclusion, celebrities are nutso.

So let it be written, so let it be done,

~Andrea