DO IT 5.22.06

Tonight's movie at Monkeytown is a "recently reissued 1971 pseudo-doc about government detention of potential radicals." What is a pseudo-doc? This is only interesting if you're, say, writing a con law final about presidential power in wartime, but I haven't the slightest idea why you'd do that, voluntarily.
But the real highlight of this week is: FREE FOOD! All over the place! But mostly, on Wednesday. To celebrate the free nosh, I've decided to BOLD the free food events. Or just the word "food". So look out for that. It means there's free FOOD.

Mon 5.22 Haute Green Reception @ 53 N3rd, 7pm, FREE w/bar
Mon 5.22 Punishment Park @ Monkeytown, 7:30pm, FREE
Mon 5.22 Gnarls Barkley + Spank Rock @ Webster Hall, 8pm, $25
Mon 5.22 Art Brut @ Soundfix, 8pm, FREE
Mon 5.22 Music + 1 hr. bar + free pizza @ Trash, 8pm, $6
*Mon 5.22 Channel 102 @ Anthology Film Archives, 8pm, $5
Mon 5.22 Living Spaces @ Supreme Trading, 9pm, FREE w/bar
*Tue 5.23 The Giraffes @ The Annex, 9pm, $8

Tue 5.23 Dub Trio @ Pianos, 9:30pm, $8
Wed 5.24 Nature Collection @ Monkeytown, 6pm, FREE w/food + bar!
Wed 5.24 Summer In the City Bash @ Bed, 6pm, FREE w/food + bar! (flyer)

Wed 5.24 Laurie Anderson @ Joe's Pub, 7pm, $25
Wed 5.24 Table Tennis Tournament @ 131 Bowery, 7pm, FREE w/RSVP

Wed 5.24 The Walkmen @ Webster Hall, 7:30pm, $20
Wed 5.24 The Books @ World Financial Center, 8pm, FREE
*Wed 5.24 Sub Rosa @ Fat Baby, 10pm, $6
Thu 5.25 UPSO @ Kid Robot, 6pm, FREE (flyer)

Thu 5.25 Measles Mumps Rubella @ Cake Shop, 9pm, $7
Fri 5.26 Dansettes + La Laque @ Mercury Lounge, 8:30pm, $10
Fri 5.26 Bishop Allen @ Pianos, 7:30pm, $8
Fri 5.26 usaisamonster @ The Woodser, 8pm, $6

Fri 5.26 Vaz @ Place, 9pm, $6
Fri 5.26 Soul Position @ Bowery Ballroom, 9pm, $17
Fri 5.26 Cheeseburger + Bellmer Dolls @ Trash, 11:30pm, $8
Fri 5.26 Sweat @ The Delancey, FREE (flyer)