Events 11.21.05

I don’t list exhibitions in the Event List, because they are ongoing, but some of the ones I want to see this week are “Darwin” at the Museum of Natural History, the Mona Hatoum show at Alexander & Bonin, Twombly and Mike Kelley at Gagosian's two locations, Andy Warhol at Cheim & Read, and the Biennial at Exit Art.

UPDATE: Bustin' out! After an 8-month run, the weekly Bust! party at Boys Room is having its final run this week. Though I've been something of a Park Slope hermit of late, I've been wasted, basted, and roasted at this bizarre cabaret-dance party, and I can't wait to see what DJ Jess (Trash!) and Michael T (MoFo) come up with next.

Man, Turkey Week is a weak week on events. Go to your parents’ house, get annoyed at your mom for no good reason, and eat more than you have all year, you Williamsburg tinypants fucker.

*Today Performa05 Finale! @ Bowery Ballroom, 8pm, $15
Today Matt & Kim @ Glasshouse Gallery, 8pm, $8
Today The Sword @ Mercury Lounge, 8:30pm, $8
Today Shandi Sullivan (ANTM) DJ’s @ Pianos, 9pm, FREE
Today Make-Out Mondays @ Lit, FREE
Today “Caviar Cartel” party @ Sway, 11pm, FREE (flyer)


*Tomorrow Greg Giraldo taping @ 222 E 44th St, FREE w/RSVP
*Tomorrow Taco Tuesday @ Luke+Leroy, 7pm (flyer)

Tomorrow Standing Nudes @ Pianos, 7:30pm, $8
Tomorrow American Pimp v. Pimps Up, Ho’s Down @ Monkeytown, 8pm, FREE
Tomorrow The Sword + Cheeseburger @ Lit Lounge, 9pm, $5
Tomorrow We Bite! + Shithammered @ Happy Ending, FREE
*Tomorrow The Hook @ Movida, FREE
*Tomorrow Myopenbar launch @ Delancey, FREE, bar 9-11, 1:30-2:30 (flyer)


Wed 11.23 Free ice skating @ Bryant Park, 4pm, FREE
Wed 11.23 The Man Who Fell To Earth @ Monkeytown, 7:30 / 10pm, FREE
Wed 11.23 Panda Riot @ Scenic, 8pm, FREE
*Wed 11.23 Top Model @ UPN, 8pm, YAY
Wed 11.23 LCD Soundsystem @ Nokia Theatre Times Sq, 9pm, $20
*Wed 11.23 NYFuckinC with GZA @ Crash Mansion, 8pm, FREE w/RSVP (flyer)

Wed 11.23 Ad-Lib w/ The Bangers @ Sway, FREE
Wed 11.23 Last Bust! @ Boys Room, FREE, bar 10:30-11:30pm
Thu 11.24 Thanksgiving GAY Parade @ CPW, 9am, FREE
Thu 11.24 Rehab @ Capone's, FREE (and the pizza deal!)
Thu 11.24 Thanksgiving Losers Party @ Lit, FREE (drink deals)
Fri 11.25 The Conformist @ Museum of the Moving Image, 7:30pm, $10
Fri 11.25 Ben Lavain + Cake On Cake @ Sin-e, 9pm, $10
Fri 11.25 Hot Fuckin' Pink @ Scenic, FREE
Sat 11.26 Robot Rock @ Movida, FREE w/RSVP
Sat 11.26 Misshapes @ Luke+Leroy, FREE